Nicole Richie seems to have chosen a winner. Her baby daddy, Good Charlotte vocalist Joel Madden posted a blog yesterday gushing about his newborn daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Madden:

"Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter. [...] We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives. I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they've sentour way. We apologize we werent accepting and gifts/cards/calls at thehospital, but if you'd like to send something, we'd rather you make a donation to the richie-madden foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter's honor. She looks so much like her mom its crazy! [...] I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS.... Joel"

They are even into charity these days!

Then again, "please donate your gifts to charity" might just be a nice way of saying "we're pretty sure that whatever you were planning to give us is crap, plus we're rich enough to afford anything we actually want. Thanks anyway!"

But it's cool that they are trying to be responsible humans and parents. Maybe Nicole's drug days really are behind her, even now that the pregnancy is over.

And hey, if ever there was an occasion to pick a good boyfriend, the time that you get pregnant with his baby would be a good one!

Despite the fact that she still looks like and behaves like a kid, Avril Lavigne was said to be a-month-and-a-half pregnant this morning by a Canadian radio dj, but her rep quickly put the rumor to shame.

Unfortunately, though, 23-year-old Avril and her rocker husband Deryck Whibley WILL be doing this sometime soon. Because that's what everybody's doing in Hollywood. And because we all know Avril is a poser as much as she fights vehemently for the "I don't give a sh*t what all you haters think of me! I'm a non-conformist" shtick.

I really prefer the adoption trend. There are enough people on this planet already!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban kept up the Hollywood tradition of denying their pregnancy for weeks and weeks and acting like everyone was crazy for even asking. And then, one day, poof, "yes I'm pregant!"

Nicole's and Keith's reps each confirmed the pregnancy today, telling Us Weekly the couple is "thrilled" about the news.

"I'm yearning to have a baby," Nicole told Vanity Fair in September. "I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one, and he has been getting there slowly."

At least he is delivering...unlike a certain ex-husband.

This will be Nicole's third kid, and hopefully this time she will get her wish of seeing her child actually call her mom . . . or as the Australians say, "mum".

On a side note, this puts to shame the rumor that Nicole and Tom Cruise adopted because NICOLE couldn't get pregnant - and simultaneously puts reason to the rumor that TOM is impotent, gay, and that Suri Cruise was sperminated by someone else as part of Katie Holmes's role as Tom's beard. Buuuuut I'm just sayin'...

This idea came to mind yesterday when I read that Pamela Anderson, yet another celebrity who has shown herself to be biologically capable of childbirth, sprouted rumors that she might choose to adopt a baby from Russia.

Also this month, Penelope Cruz and Mariah Carey joined Jessica Simpson in the adoption-chitter-chatter bandwagon. Penelope told Marie Clare this month, "For a while I've had the feeling that my life won't be complete if I don't adopt." May I just quietly/humbly observe that this seemingly intuitive impulse to adopt just might have something to do with the images of foreign-baby-clad Angelina and Madonna splattered all over every magazine??? I hate to say it Penelope, but you're sounding a little like a follower, my dear. And Mariah, you ain't doin' much better - adopting from Mexico, really?

At least Jessica Simpson has been talking about adopting for more than two seconds. She has been talking about orphans since she was still together with Nick in 2005 (note: 2 celebrity years equals at least 12 regular human years). Maybe that's why I still don't believe she'll actually go through with it...

Two things fascinate me about these celebrities who want to adopt. First of all, these chicks are pretty much all single. Oh wait, come to think of it, that actually makes sense. Except we are talking about women who could get like any man. Apparently they aren't interested in getting a sperm donor like Britney Spears did. But seriously, we've got basically-single Penelope Cruz, perpetually-single Mariah Carey and (let's be honest) soon-to-be single Jessica Simpson. Add to that Meg Ryan, who recently adopted a girl from China and is way divorced, Angelina, who was single when she began her adoption rampage, and the only non-single adopter is Madonna. Not that singledom presents much of a problem for these women anyway, considering that for them "being a single mom" will just mean holding their babies whenever there's a camera in sight or one of their 10 nannies is busy.

The second odddity: all of the aforementioned women, at least as far we know, are actually capable of childbirth. Pamela has two kids. Penelope said "I want to have my own kids, but also adopt." Jessica said "I want to adopt, and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids. Victoria Beckham, another recent adoption candidate, who "is desperate to have a daughter to be girlie with...and make the family less male-oriented" must have decided that her genes lack the Y chromosome because she considers adoption to be "the ideal solution." Meg Ryan already has a 15 year old boy, Madonna had two biological children prior to her Malawian adoptee, and Angelina recently delivered one of her own. So why the adoption fever?

Well, each of these celebrities say they feel a unique "sorrow" or "connection" with the kids in whatever random country they happened to be visiting when they decided to go orphanage hopping. Perhaps they believe they are making the world a better place - one baby at a time. Madonna expressed this view in one of her statements recently: "after learning that there were over one million orphans in Malawi, it was my wish to open up our home and help one child escape an extreme life of hardship, poverty and in many cases death, as well as expand our family." (source)

She does raise a good point. I mean, if you are going to be adopted, why not by rich people who are going to spoil the crap out of you and make you famous?While I find the celebrity concern for "disadvantaged" children touching, I have to wonder whether these women are more drawn to the idea of owning an exotic little baby - who will allow them to simultaneously exotify themselves and "rescue" a member of the third world.

Or does it all come down to fear of childbirth, as summarized by Jessica Simpson in her typical fashion: "I want three kids - but I don't know if I can give birth three times. I'll have to see how much pain is involved first time round!" Like I said Jessica, the whole mommy thing? I'll believe it when I see it...

Read More about Celebrity Adoptions:

"'Adoption Fever' Among Celebrities: Good or Bad?"

"Celebrity Adoptions Bring Joy to Elite"

Fun Quiz Regarding Celebrity Adoptions

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